Now that I have your attention, perhaps you'll check out Extra B.S. more often, even if you have to tear your eyeballs off the Bristol Blog to do it.
Your eyes will thank you.
Anyway, this was for my favorite reader, Sgt. Schultz, who is trying to drum up support for my new adventure. Thanks, Sarge!
P.S. Just to clarify... of course the part about John Edwards fathering triplets with a 57-year-old Bristol woman isn't true. I blame the headline writer.